I am the Duke of Bookingham.
I am a writer, reader and self-confessed book snob.
Here is where I discuss my fiction addiction.
Welcome, peasants.
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

If you bite it and you die that’s karma.

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

If you bite it and you die that’s karma.

WHEN I GET SO INTO MY BOOK I’M HALF AN HOUR LATE FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT

It’s like:

WHEN SINGLE FATHERS HIT ON ME WHILE I’M WORKING THE CHILDREN’S SECTION

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livingthroughbooks:

dukeofbookingham answered your post: there’s a book about two young boys an…

Possibly ‘Something Wicked This Way Comes?’

yes yes yes thank you!

Sure thing! If the title is a Shakespeare quote you can bet your ass I’ll know which book it was.

ME TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS

It’s like:

shakespeaker:

Time for some Sunday morning Moliére.

shakespeaker:

Time for some Sunday morning Moliére.

WHEN A WRITER HAS NO SENSE OF SUBTLETY

It’s like:

WHEN MY BOOK LIGHT BATTERY DIES

It’s like:

Where I live libraries are rare things, and I prefer reading in English so it's even rarer. Bookstores are not that rare, but they're very expensive. The first day I went to a book-off store though? I spent 100 dollars in less than 2 hours.

Uhhhhh, online retailers? Where do you live? I have no idea what to suggest. Followers? Ideas?

To be quite honest, if it wasn't for the fact I'm like, super broke I would be buying actual paper books all the time. Nothing beats the feel of paper in your hands and the SMELL. It's a very unique experience and I want it forever.

Well, that’s the beautiful thing about paper books. Once you buy one, you own it forever. And used books have become incredibly cheap, so there’s that. And there are libraries. There are ways.